That's what the scale read....
right after I got on yesterday morning and it said...
are you ready for this?
Are you sitting down?
Seriously, sit down.
155! SWEET!
It really said that.....and then it said....
ERROR!
Like I didn't know that...
for real....
I knew it...I just wanted to feel that skinniness for a minute!
the scale didn't even let me revel...
Not even one bit....it didn't let me pretend.....for a minute....
it bites the big one, whatever the big one is....
....and seriously, like I needed a mechanical machine to tell me....what I already knew ....
and to make things worse....
it wouldn't even come on this morning....
would not even register....like it had better things to do.
Or it was tired of my weight, too......
Seriously thinking I need a new scale.....we have outgrown each other...
Time to move on.
To the bbq ribs I have basting in the oven and potato salad.....
they will never lie to me...
in fact they will hit the spot....
just like last nights chocolate chip cookie ice cream sundae.....
Do you think there is a connection?
Still Flabbingly lovin yer guts,
1 comment:
Now, THAT is cruel and unusual punishment! :-p
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